Tea Parties + State Secession = Piracy on the high seas (kinda)

1) Whistling past the political graveyard: Club for Growth Grand Poobah Pat Toomey, who almost won the 2004 GOP primary against Pennsylvania Sen. Arlen Specter and has a good chance of winning the 2010 GOP primary but virtually no chance of wining the 2010 general election, is back for a second try. The GOP Don Quixote tells the WP: "Rick Santorum lost because it was 2006. It was a terrible year for Republicans. It has nothing to do with 2010." Yes, but everything to do with terrain. And registration is a whipsaw.

2) It's not a sin: Former Hill staffer and now K St. lobbyist Daryl Owen, writing in a WP op-ed [4-3-09]: "I spent 12 years on Capitol Hill...Since then I have been a registered lobbyist. Arguably I have contributed more to public policy from the private sector than I did from the public side....It is because exposure to the private sector has given me insight and perpective I could never have developed as a Senate employee. That knowledge has dovetailed with what I learned on the Hill to make me a useful channel of communication between two worlds that have only the weakest understanding of each other."

3) Welcome to Glennbeckistan: Gov. Rick Perry, he of the "It's my state and I'll secceed if I want to," land of Texas, joined with House sponsors of a resolution affirming state sovereignty. Perry, facing a tough reelection fight, said, "I believe that our federal government has become oppressive in its size, its intrusion into the lives of our citizens, and its interference with the affairs of our state." Hey Rick, we'll check back with you during hurricane season (God forbid!).

4) He named names! Well, at least one. Channeling the ghost of Joe McCarthy, Alabama Rep. Spencer Bachus (R) told the Birmingham News last week that there were 17 Socialists serving in the current Congress. Asked to name names, Spencer offered up only one - Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders - who in the past has identified himself as a Democratic Socialist. Spence, you started this. Go ahead, name the names. 16 to go.

5) A pol who knew the difference: R.I.P. Stephen Minarik III, a New York State GOP political operative who served as state party chair from 2004 to 2006. According to his NYT obit [4-15-09], Minarik never yearned to be a candidate himself: "I love getting people elected. I never wanted to be elected myself. There is a huge difference between being a candidate and being an operative. A candidate is out front every day. He or she has to shake hands and smile. I don't have the personality for that."

6) Do Middle Eastern pols blame the Jinn? No doubt planning for some self-deluded political comeback, disgraced former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer (D) explained to Matt Lauer on the "Today" show [4-6-09] that he's been doing lots of introspection about his addiction to high-end call girls: "I've tried to think about it deeply, address it. There are no excuses. I have tried to address these gremlins, confront them." Let us know how that works out.

7) As Curly Howard once said to his brother Moe, "I try to think, but nothing happens!" Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin was back in the news this week after it was revealed that her nomineee to be state Attorney General had in the past referred to gays as "degenerates," had defended a high-school student's art-project depiction of a Ku Klux Klansman, and had (alledgely) once opined that "If a guy can't rape his wife, who's he gonna rape?" Ya know, Sarah, it's not too late to start a career as a pageant mom.

8) Politics is supposed to be about give and take but mostly take: In the midst of defending his existential angst about taking some but not all of the federal stimulus funds designated for his state, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford told the NYT [4-4-09]: "I think the fatal flaw of a lot of people in politics is that they want to be loved. I sleep like a baby at night." Let's see how he's sleeping come 2012.

9) When men were men and journalists were CIA assets: Inexplicably, most news media ignored the passing of former journalist Tom Braden, 92, on April 3rd. A syndicated newspaper columnist, creature of Washington and former CIA official, Braden was the liberal counterpart to conservative Pat Buchanan on CNN's original version of "Crossfire" back in the early 1980s, before John McLaughlin taught everyone to start screaming on political talk shows. An original member of Nixon's "enemies list," Braden was Old School and there's just not enough of his generation around this town anymore.

10) Uncle Bob talks Uncle Sam: After opining to interviewer Bill Flanagan that "Politics is entertainment. It's a sport. It's for the well groomed and well heeled. The impeccably dressed. Party animals. Politicians are interchangeable," Bob Dylan went on to gush over President Barack Obama's life story, offering that "his mother was a Kansas girl....with deep roots. You know, like Kansas bloody Kansas. John Brown the insurrectionist. Jesse James and Quantrill. Bushwhackers, Guerillas. Wizard of Oz Kansas," and that Obama's father was "An African intellectual. Bantu, Masai, Griot type heritage - cattle raiders, lion killers." Thanks, Bob.